Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 63,846 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

281. Boyhood Boxer............ [very Short; About A Dog And A....; Not To Be Confused With Men's Underwear] 3/5/2014
282. Pinched Nerve....... [back Problem; Personal; A Warning! ] 2/5/2014
283. Death: I Brought Tears To Her Eyes..... [cutting My Life 'short'; Marriage-Matters; Personal (But You Can Read It) ] 3/1/2014
284. Bri's New Year Resolutions: 2014....... [what It Says; Personal] 1/2/2014
285. Poem Backlog ....... [poem Gluttony; Very Short; Personal; Ph] 8/8/2014
286. Drone .....[little Spy 'Fly-By'; Definitions; Very Short] 8/20/2014
287. If Ruth Were A Flower.... [ruth Walters, Ph Member; 'Love' And Caring; Too Cute? ; Short] 9/27/2014
288. Diane Hine: Poet/Poetess.... [short; Rondeau, In Answer To Diane Hine] 4/6/2015
289. The-Saurus... [words; Dinosaurs; John Westlake; Fun] 4/11/2015
290. Mrs. Toad Meets Mr. Toad …. [toad Creation; Courtship; Humor; Short Enough] 4/26/2015
291. Homeless? /B.O.! ….. [homeless? ; Mcdonalds; True Story] 5/2/2015
292. Fungie And Corm: An Unlikely Pair ….. [animal Fantasy; Inspired By Stephen Katona’s “fungie And The Cormorant”; Mixed-Marriages; Short] 5/23/2015
293. Gunslinger Ruthie [i Mean Lucy! ] … [vengeance; Inspired By Ruth Walter’s Poem “nobody Spoke (For Karen) ”; Short-Medium Length; Rejection] 5/24/2015
294. What Love Did To Me... [response To R.K. Hart's Ph Poem 'My Love Flies'; Husbandhood; Very Short] 7/30/2015
295. Stallion Stew (Hard To Chew) .... [horses; Ethnic Food; Very Short; Very Serious] 8/24/2015
296. If You Got Lucky As A Kid........... [mothers; Short; Inspired By Clarence Prince's 'Mother' Poem] 8/27/2015
297. No Strings Attached! ....... [imagined 'wild-Guy's-Life'; Humor; Sinful? Behavior; Not Personal! ; Fairly Short] 9/23/2015
298. Death Be Mine! ... [inspired By Patti Masterman's ' I Die In Bits And Pieces ' On Ph; Death My Way; Personal] 11/19/2015
299. Damn! …. Dementia! ….. [inspired By A Message From Ph Friend Valsa G.; I Forgot To Capitalize In The Body Of The Poem] 11/20/2015
300. Damn! …. Dementia! ….. [inspired By A Message From P H Friend Valsa G.; I Forgot To Capitalize In The Body Of The Poem] 11/20/2015
301. Friends: Jack C. Dental And Jon Purpose …..[long; Fiction; Friends Growing Up; Life] 11/9/2015
302. A Stone In My Briefs, While Driving In The 1987 Indy 500! ... [inspired By Kelly Kurt's 'stone In My Shoe'; Very Short; Humor/Humour] 10/14/2015
303. What Ever Happened To Privacy? ….[neighbors Are Watching; Humor? ; Fantasy & Fact; Personal; Medium Length] 2/8/2016
304. Fighting For Space In My Showcases …. [p H Poet-Friends And Such; Humor; A Little Long] 1/30/2016
305. Fighting For Space In My Showcases …. [ P H Poet-Friends And Such; Humor; A Little Long] 1/30/2016
306. Unconscious Most Of The Time ….. [short; Personal; Humor; Living Life In A Haze] 2/8/2016
307. I Believe In Spock The Vegan.... [inspired By Spock The Vegan's P H Poem ' Santa Comes On Christmas Eve'; Short; Christmas Time; Gifts] 12/21/2015
308. Bri: Rejected By Death.... [a Small Tale Inspired By Lorraine Colon's Poem: ' Pre-Mortem'; A Fib; Humour/Humor; Short] 2/10/2016
309. Watch Out, Karen.... [a Friendly Note To My 'elderly' Neighbor; All In Fun; Seriously, I Sent It To Her; Humor] 2/28/2016
310. Starry Night "Daydreaming" …[what Could Have Been? ; What W A S; Personal; First Wife; Almost Long] 3/2/2016
311. Manu And The Snake … [a Tale Of Woe; India; Long; Fiction; My Thanks To My ‘consultant', Valsa George; ‘inspired By' Prof Manu Mangattu] 3/2/2016
312. Manu And The I-T Girl .... [a Modernized Version Of ' Manu And The Snake'; Inspired By A P H Friend; Short; One Story Of ' Modern India'] 3/6/2016
313. Sister's Hair Scare … [inspired By S.Zaynub Kamoonpuri's Poem "Cccc My Real-Life Indian Rapunzel And Hairdo"; Humor; Long Hair (Dis) Advantages; Short] 6/11/2016
314. Does Being Part Of A 'larger Identity' Make Us Less Lonely? …. [topic Suggested By Savita Tyagi; Medium] 6/10/2016
315. (book 13) : Sheila And Clifford: Moving To Darien …..[a Continuation Of Bri's Poem Series About An American Couple; ‘medium'] 8/21/2016
316. Lora: "Someone Is A Damn Slow Mover" … [my Response To Lora Colon's Poem: Someone; Making Fun Of Lora, With All Due Respect! ; Humor; Love; Short] 10/31/2016
317. I Leapt....[inspired By ' Peeping Tom ' By Valsa George, Who Inspired Akhtar Jawad To Write ' Reply Of Peeping Tom To Valsa George With Due Apology. '; Very Short; Short Enou 10/5/2016
318. Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Mister Mayo's Rich! .... [ Inspired By And Dedicated To Brian Mayo A N D His Poem ' Panning For Poems '; Short; Poets; Ambition] 11/12/2016
319. Section A In January 2017's ' A Showcase For P H Poets'... [ Up To 15 Poems From P H 'friends'; Expanding Horizons For P H Members & Visitors! ; Different Poems For Varied Tastes] 12/26/2016
320. Dear Elena, On Christmas Eve.... [ Bri's Response To P H's Elena Plotkin's Lovely Holiday Wishes For Bri; Short; Santa's Elf (One Of Them) ] 12/24/2016
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing.
I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! .
But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'.....
.....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL!

But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'.
And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh.
I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night.
I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight.

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