Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 91,465 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

321. 'God Is So Creative.' - My Wife Said.....[god; Creation Of Creatures; God? ] 2/25/2013
322. Y I Write..... [why I Write (Poetry Especially) : Personal; Fairly Short] 2/23/2013
323. 123.... Shabu.....[mystery Language Fun; Short] 1/26/2013
324. 2013..... Happy New Year! ..... [serious; Being Thankful For My Good Fortune] 12/31/2012
325. Not That One Can'T Change Ones Mind......[following A Breakup; Short] 12/23/2012
326. Golden Eagle....[eagles: Hunting And Caring For Young] 12/26/2012
327. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
328. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
329. A Mouse In My Stomach.....[long; Human Body; Animals] 11/30/2012
330. Memories Of Times With My Little Girl (Shannon) .....(A Father's Memories; Personal; Short] 12/23/2012
331. My Modest Life....[long; Personal; Humor] 11/17/2012
332. Think Of Me As Dead (Tomad) ........[communication; Aging; Humor; Sort Of Long] 12/11/2012
333. My Colonoscopy......And Life (Mine) ......[medical; Humor; Personal] 11/15/2012
334. A Poem For My Friend Angel.....'Bout Birds....[nature Observations; Personal] 11/13/2012
335. While My Wife Is In Japan....Again......[personal; Retirement 11/13/2012
336. Flying Into Tomorrow.....[short; Nature Observation; International Flight; Personal] 5/5/2012
337. Tablet: Not Of Paper ...[ Wireless Technology; Bri's Frustration; Personal; Short, I Think] 4/20/2017
338. Elton And Eve.. [ Theorizing Mankind's ‘beginning'; God; Sexual Preference; Humor? ? ; Long; In 3 Parts] 3/7/2017
339. Section A In January 2017's ' A Showcase For P H Poets'... [ Up To 15 Poems From P H 'friends'; Expanding Horizons For P H Members & Visitors! ; Different Poems For Varied Tastes] 12/26/2016
340. Part ' A ' Of August 2017's Showcase....[ Poems #1-#12; I Have Used ' Copying And Pasting' To Take These Twelve Poems Out Of The Very Long Showcase] 8/7/2017
341. Male Masturbation Is A Touchy Subject …. [ Humor: Can You ‘hand-Le' Some? ; Very Short (As Masturbation Can Be): Sex-Of-Sorts; Rated Pg, Maybe R, Not X ] 7/30/2017
342. Bri's Dialogue With Percy Bysshe Shelley….. [ Inspired By Poem Hunter's Poem Of The Day, " A Dialogue", By Percy Bysshe Shelley, December 17th,2017; Short; Serious; Personal ] 12/17/2017
343. Chimp: One Day ….[ Inspired By Loke Kok Yee's Poem Less Endowed; Masturbation; Misery; Wild Life; Greek Mythology; Short; Humor/ Humour] 11/14/2017
344. Part B Of September 2017's Showcase.. [ P H Poet Poems; ‘partial Links' To All Poem Pages; Texts Or Partial Texts Of Offered Poems & Maybe Of Borrowed Poems] 9/4/2017
345. Part ' A ' Of October 2017's Showcase …......[ Poems (Mostly) From P H Poets, With Links To The Poem Pages And Texts Of ‘ Not-Too-Long ‘- Poems ] 9/30/2017
346. Friday The 13th! ..[ Bad Luck; Superstition; Friday The 13th Of October 2017; Humor? ] 10/13/2017
347. Nearly Midnight And He's Not There …..[fantasy; Loneliness; Deadline; Inspired By Lora Colon's Poem On P H: The Clock] 10/20/2017
348. Rugby And My Friend Bill...[ Sports Bri's Not "Into"; Fiji Friend Bill; Truth Vs. Untruth ] 2/6/2018
349. Clinging To Life: N O T! ! ! ....[ Bri's Life And Death; Inspired By Valsa George's Comment On My ' Slow Down; Get Ready; Go! ' Poem ] 1/30/2018
350. Robert Burns,1759-1796: A Scottish Writer Of Poems And Lyrics...[ Poet; Birthday Boy; Scotland] 1/25/2018
351. Love Note, ‘ Requested ' ….[ Accused, Abused, Amused? ; Yes, Bri C A N Write A Love Poem To ‘ Other Than Other P H Members '! ! ! ] 4/8/2018
352. Why Does A Moron Marry An Idiot? …[ My Wife's Question; She's One; I'm The Other; Making Sense Out Of Nonsense! ; Short Enough; Mostly Serious ] -new- 7/17/2018
353. Dead Cat....... [cat Lovers, Get Your Hankies Ready; Short; Personal Encounter] 11/26/2013
354. Image-Nation: Does One Need A Word? …… [oct. '14 Challenge Poem; Imagination; Medium Short] 10/18/2014
355. Phantom Deer.... [very Short; True; Vision; Personal] 8/8/2014
356. Just One Wife? No Way! .... [humor; Very Short; Personal; Marriage(Failure) ] 12/4/2014
357. Five Quotations / Sayings, Set To Poetry …… [5 Shorties; Who Knows? ; Humor? ; Rhyme] 1/27/2015
358. ***soldier Recruiting: Come On, God! …… [military Recruiting; True Story; Short Enough; Mankind] 10/26/2014
359. Speedo Hole..... [wardrobe Malfunction! ; Humor; Short Enough; Inspired By John Carter Brown's Poem]] 2/6/2015
360. Mongolian Green Baby Bottoms...[mongolian Folktale? ; Doctors; Horses; Baby Birthmarks] 12/19/2012

Comments about Bri Edwards

  • Nika Mcguin Nika Mcguin (2/24/2014 3:50:00 PM)

    One of the funniest poets I've ever read! I always look forward to his poems to brighten up my day.

    ~Nika

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  • Janet Stewart (12/1/2013 6:24:00 PM)

    Bri thank you for your comments.

  • Keith Fowler (9/23/2013 2:23:00 AM)

    Bri thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my poem it was much appreciated
    and fun.

    frendall

  • Shahzia Batool Shahzia Batool (9/15/2013 6:07:00 AM)

    My Vote of Thanks!

    Dear Bri Edwards,

    I feel honored that you gave your precious time for evaluating My Scattered Thoughts series, I really treasure your time and substantial contribution according to which I'll edit my poems, and it is something I cannot reciprocate... or express my gratitude...There are many things we ignore simply or do not focus on punctuation and Grammar, and call it just a language barrier. Today I received your critique on Scattered Thoughts i, (and no.X already discussed) ...and I am enlightened about every point you discussed there. Your presence on the site is of substantial value for all of us...

    thank you so much...

    regards,
    Shahzia

  • Aswath Raman (8/17/2013 3:08:00 AM)

    Bri Edwards: I have alwas wondered how people are gifted with the talent of humor. Now, I have intentionally left the letter 'y' in always and I know if I did not tell that now, he'd correct me! An amazing poet Mr Bri Edwards and his level of crirical apprecition (darn! 'appreciation') with a pinch of humor is always great to look forward. A grammer (or grammar?) and spelling artist, he easily guides the poets for rectifying their mistakes and helps them to improve their work. I wish him all the success!

  • Ellias Anderson Jr. Ellias Anderson Jr. (3/10/2013 1:57:00 PM)

    Dear Bri Edwards, well, ..your style in poetry is like a waterfall of light, unique and nice. the stories and the observations that had been inspired you to write such works _ also the art works_ (i mean poems) are cool. and they get the best score when you mix them with humanity(your previous poem that i read) .your messages those are in your poems are so wealthy. i am always your poem's reader and hope to see more poems from you in the future. thank you pal.
    Your pleasure is my wish
    Ellias.

Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing.
I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! .
But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'.....
.....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL!

But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'.
And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh.
I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night.
I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight.

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