Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 65,458 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

321. Captain A's New Friends: Mahdi And Mehrdad..... [2 Limericks For My Ph Friend's New Friends; Short] 8/30/2013
322. Tablet: Not Of Paper ...[ Wireless Technology; Bri's Frustration; Personal; Short, I Think] 4/20/2017
323. Section A In January 2017's ' A Showcase For P H Poets'... [ Up To 15 Poems From P H 'friends'; Expanding Horizons For P H Members & Visitors! ; Different Poems For Varied Tastes] 12/26/2016
324. Part ' A ' Of August 2017's Showcase....[ Poems #1-#12; I Have Used ' Copying And Pasting' To Take These Twelve Poems Out Of The Very Long Showcase] 8/7/2017
325. Male Masturbation Is A Touchy Subject …. [ Humor: Can You ‘hand-Le' Some? ; Very Short (As Masturbation Can Be): Sex-Of-Sorts; Rated Pg, Maybe R, Not X ] 7/30/2017
326. Part B Of September 2017's Showcase.. [ P H Poet Poems; ‘partial Links' To All Poem Pages; Texts Or Partial Texts Of Offered Poems & Maybe Of Borrowed Poems] 9/4/2017
327. Bri's Mental Health Arrests …[ True! ! ; Suicide; Medium Length; Personal] -new- 10/9/2017
328. A 'Cultured' Sort Of Cow....[2 Short Poems; Cows; Humor] 11/22/2012
329. Mongolian Green Baby Bottoms...[mongolian Folktale? ; Doctors; Horses; Baby Birthmarks] 12/19/2012
330. I Don' T Care Much For Love Poems...[love; Marriage; Personal; Romance] 1/1/2013
331. Five Quotations / Sayings, Set To Poetry …… [5 Shorties; Who Knows? ; Humor? ; Rhyme] 1/27/2015
332. Speedo Hole..... [wardrobe Malfunction! ; Humor; Short Enough; Inspired By John Carter Brown's Poem]] 2/6/2015
333. Friday The 13th! ..[ Bad Luck; Superstition; Friday The 13th Of October 2017; Humor? ] -new- 10/13/2017
334. Medicare And Me....... [u.S. Aging Population; Government-Sponsored Medical Insurance; Personal] 2/24/2013
335. It's Not Much But It Makes Me Feel Better.... [humanitarian Contributions; Personal; Very Short] 3/2/2013
336. I Made Her Laugh................[short; Humor; Community] 12/1/2012
337. Halloween Approaches....[short; Scary? ; Gross? ] 10/22/2012
338. I Wish I Had Been Born A Bird...[personal; Birds; Humor] 5/30/2012
339. Bang! Ouch! ....... [uses Of 'Bang', The Word; Funny/Not Funny; Short] 8/23/2013
340. Doc-You-Meant-Story...... [economy; Humor...A Bit? ; Doctor/Employee; Revenge] 9/19/2013
341. Old Yogurt...... [food; Humor; Me; Cousin Request] 9/26/2013
342. Miss Huge.... [humor/Humour; Fantasy; Body Size; Short Enough] 10/27/2014
343. My Prowling Ph Eyes.... [dementia; Very Short; My 'Correcting' Of Poems On Ph] 9/1/2014
344. Bottoms Up *** .... [gluttony; Friendly Night Out; Hangovers Etc.; Almost More Than Short; Humor] 9/27/2014
345. Quitting Meat .... [food; Humor; Very Short] 12/14/2014
346. (book # 4) : Sheila And Clifford : Sh. And Cl. And Violet And Ike ..... [love & Sex; Continuation Of 3 Previous Long Poems] 12/1/2014
347. The Little Savita Child....... [childhood; Moon; My Response To Savita Tyagi's Poem 'playful Moon'; Short] 10/10/2015
348. “king Bri! ” He Croaked.....[humor/Humour; 'Love'/Sex; Inter-Species Relationship; Fairly-A-Tale; Medium; Inspired By A 'Friend'] 8/17/2015
349. A Book’s Life.... [fantasy? ; Books; Loneliness; Long; A Bit Of Humor And 'Other Things'] 8/19/2015
350. A Showcase For Ph Poets: June 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 6/1/2015
351. I’m Freer Without One – That’s For Sure …… [a Divorced Man’s Thoughts; Personal; 9 Years Ago; Very Short ‘limerick’] 6/8/2015
352. Some Similarities And Differences Between Women And Ice Cream ….. [read The Title! ; Short-Medium; Written While Divorced In 2006] 6/8/2015
353. Eat, Drink, And Be Mary! .... [gender 'Change'; Humor/Humour; 'In The News'] 6/15/2015
354. The Man In The Checkered Shirt …. [outward Appearances; Human Ones; My Thoughts; Medium] 6/15/2015
355. One Is The Morsel... [snacking; Writing Rhymes; Personal; Short] 4/13/2015
356. Spade Poem.... [word Meanings; Very Short; Prompted By A Message From Douglas Scotney 7/22/2015
357. A Showcase For Ph Poets: April 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 3/28/2015
358. Invertebrates ..... ['Bugs'; Very Short; Humor; Didn'T Happen] 3/12/2015
359. Section A In February 2017's ' A Showcase For P H Poets'... [ Up To 15 Poems From P H 'friends'; Expanding Horizons For P H Members & Visitors! ; Different Poems For Varied Tastes] 1/25/2017
360. Bri's Christmas Morn,2016 .... [ I Was Inspired To Write After Receiving A Warm X-Mas Morning Message From P H Friend Lynn W. Petty; Exaggerated; Short] 12/25/2016
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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