A Muslim and a Christian along with a Jew,
Passed a Mormon lying dying on the dew,
They looked at each other thinking what can we do,
As they heard him make a haunting sigh.
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The bus stop wavered from side to side,
From the driving rain I couldn’t hide,
I said your behaviour I cannot bide,
Your swaying isn’t fair.
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I’ve been watching you now for a number of years,
I have a vision which allows me to see,
All varieties of species and their hopes and fears,
Trying to survive and live their lives free.
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Welcome to our brand new home,
It's everything and more,
En-suite bathrooms covered in chrome,
Nothing in here is a chore.
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Would you want to know how and when you'll die?
I mean in terms of hereditary disease,
Scientists are currently trying to explain why,
Their propaganda is being used to appease.
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That meat and veg before you chew on,
Think of our beauty and charm,
The conclusion to our fate is not foregone,
Surely you wouldn't do us any harm.
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Children are our future we need to treat them well,
Ignore their aspirations and we'll send them straight to Hell,
If we show them they're important in life they will excel,
It's up to us to make them feel the best.
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I walk through the fields laden with life,
There are flowers, bushes and trees,
They show no signs of stress or of strife,
There's wonder in the birds and bees.
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Do you exude fear or expressions of charm?
Is it you who will ultimately decide,
Will you show love or will you deride,
Or neither option can you abide.
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If a picture paints a thousand words,
I'm heading out to buy some paint,
I'll do a forest without any birds,
That would look quite quaint.
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