Bridgid Patrick

Rookie - 8 Points (London)

Bridgid Patrick Poems

81. Alice In La La Land 10/14/2005
82. Politically Correct 3/7/2006
83. Sotally Tober 2/16/2006
84. 3 Stages Of Grief 2/6/2006
85. The Vampire 4/21/2005
86. Abortion 10/10/2006
87. A Woman's Handbag 2/2/2006
88. .rhyme Is A Crime 2/25/2006

Comments about Bridgid Patrick

  • Daniel Partlow Daniel Partlow (8/24/2007 11:36:00 PM)

    I think she's brilliant. I hope she keeps writing.

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  • Gina Onyemaechi (4/22/2006 8:20:00 AM)

    In her biography, Ms Patrick claims not to be a poet 'of any substance'. I feel that she is underselling herself: here is a highly intelligent, witty, feisty, and, above all, TALENTED young poet who packs a serious punch into just about everything that she pens. I enjoy nearly every single piece of her writing, my personal favourites including 'Rhyme Is a Crime', 'Little Jimmy Tattersall', 'Hand Job', and 'Do Not Disturb'. As she astutely observes in 'Great Unknown', she is indeed a great if obscure writer. It is my wish, however, that her works receive the wider audience that they fully deserve, and sooner rather than later. Bridg, allow me to offer you my full admiration and respect for your zesty, entertaining writing.
    Very best regards,
    Gina.

  • Tomás O Cárthaigh (2/26/2006 11:06:00 AM)

    'and every so often I put a pen to paper and voila! '

    Many poets of lesser abilty could do with your humility!

Best Poem of Bridgid Patrick

.rhyme Is A Crime

Since rhyming and rhythm are terribly boring
They must now be barred from all musical scoring;
Those poets employing these rhythms and rhymes
Should pay with their lives for committing such crimes!

Some nut must have thought that by using good meter
A poem with tempo would sound so much sweeter;
With stresses or accents to make the verse flow,
It's just a fine way to put on a good show!

The best of all verses, as anyone knows,
Are big healthy portions of random-thought prose;
Without rhyme or rhythm to get in ones head
It's easy to know what the ...

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The Vampire

I was walking down the river bank it was just the other night
When a vampire with a fishing rod gave me a real bad fright
'I haven't had a bite all day' it said and bared its drooling fangs
'A pint or two of your cool blood will cure my hunger pangs'
It chased me down the cemetary as silent as the grave
Where spooks and ghouls& zombies were i said 'bridgid man! be brave'
The vampire leapt upon me, we tumbled and we fell
Headlong down a deep dark hole, which led right down to hell
In hel

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