Bruce Larkin

Bronze Star - 2,434 Points (January 23,1957)

Biography of Bruce Larkin

Bruce Larkin poet

Bruce Currently makes his living as a juggler, physicist, and professional mutterer. When Bruce Larkin was 11 years old, he was struck by lighting while riding his unicycle. Even though that lightning bolt stimulated the part of Bruce's brain which writes funny poetry, it also threw him off of a cliff into the wagon of a passing Gypsy caravan. Bruce has never seen his family since that day. He is hoping to use his poetry to be reunited with his 23 brothers and sisters. Each of his poems contains a sophisticated code which will hopefully allow Bruce to rejoin his 23 siblings. If you recognize any of the code in these poems, please sit on a bench in Central Park next Tuesday morning at 10am. Bruce will then approach you and mutter some physics equations while juggling chainsaws. He will know if you are one of his missing brothers and sisters by your response.

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Dr. Seuss Nowadays

Dr. Seuss is a rotting corpse
Who lies in the dirt in his grave.
He sometimes pokes a bony hand up
And grabs a poor child's legs.
Some are not sure why he is so mean,
While others would wager a bet
That this is what you will always get
When you eat too many green eggs.

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