Bruce Larkin

Bronze Star - 2,434 Points (January 23,1957)

Bruce Larkin Poems

1. A Bird Without Hair 11/12/2014
2. A Cannibal's Comment 1/2/2014
3. A Creepy House On Halloween 10/14/2014
4. A Day Without Pork Roll 12/27/2013
5. A Giant Hopes For Visitors 12/20/2013
6. A Haiku About Tuckerpuppy 9/26/2014
7. A Hollow Boast 10/17/2012
8. A Home In The Zoo 8/23/2012
9. A Jackalope's Candy 12/30/2013
10. A Jackalope's Favorite Snack 12/16/2013
11. A Jackalope's Thoughts On Scrapple - A Haiku 1/8/2014
12. A Late Autumn Greeting 10/7/2014
13. A Monster's Mom Says Good Night 10/31/2014
14. A Monster's Warning 10/23/2014
15. A Moth Asked Her Children 1/15/2014
16. A Noisy Classroom 3/10/2018
17. A Pbp Lover Is Born 12/13/2013
18. A Pumpkin's Future 10/7/2014
19. A Sad Love Story 8/17/2012
20. A Serious Babysitter 11/20/2014
21. A Slow Fire Truck 1/8/2014
22. A Snake Has A Question 1/15/2014
23. A Tired Ant 1/2/2014
24. A Treat, Please 10/2/2014
25. A Warlock's Promise 10/24/2014
26. A Warning About Bebabs 1/21/2014
27. A Warning About The Bebab 1/6/2016
28. A Witch's Invitation 11/12/2014
29. A Witch's Offer 10/15/2014
30. A World Without Cs 4/24/2013
31. About Tuckerpuppy 9/30/2014
32. Advice From The Jackalope Man 10/23/2014
33. Advice The Jackolpe Man Received 10/22/2014
34. Advice To A Mouse 9/27/2012
35. Am I That Beautiful? 10/4/2012
36. Animal Laughter 4/9/2013
37. At The Gym 4/17/2013
38. Autumn Is My Favorite Season 10/6/2014
39. Bard The Bunny 9/12/2012
40. Billy Bowman's Home 9/12/2012

Comments about Bruce Larkin

  • Jasmine Villafane (10/27/2014 10:35:00 AM)

    I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.

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  • Sheila A. Larkin (10/4/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!

  • Jasmin Lopez (5/28/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/26/2012 4:57:00 PM)

    I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/13/2012 9:28:00 PM)

    These poems are really funny. Don't stop writing.

Best Poem of Bruce Larkin

Dealing With Problems

They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.

When something's not going right
And you wonder if life is fair,
Sticking your head in the ground
Will just get dirt in your hair.

Read the full of Dealing With Problems

My Zombie Week

There's not so much spring in my step
As there used to be before.
I'll sometimes answer the window
When people knock at the door.

Humans seem to avoid me now.
Cats and dogs run away.
An old lady screamed and fainted
When she saw me yesterday.

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