Bruce Larkin

Bronze Star - 2,310 Points (January 23,1957)

Bruce Larkin Poems

201. A Home In The Zoo 8/23/2012
202. I Met A Celebrity 8/9/2012
203. It Could Have Been An Amazing Chicken 8/23/2012
204. Read Across America 8/1/2012
205. I Would Sell Slime 9/19/2012
206. My Circus Life 8/17/2012
207. A Cannibal's Comment 1/2/2014
208. The Night Before School Starts 8/27/2012
209. A Sad Love Story 8/17/2012
210. Dealing With Problems 8/9/2012

Comments about Bruce Larkin

  • Jasmine Villafane (10/27/2014 10:35:00 AM)

    I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.

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  • Sheila A. Larkin (10/4/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!

  • Jasmin Lopez (5/28/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/26/2012 4:57:00 PM)

    I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/13/2012 9:28:00 PM)

    These poems are really funny. Don't stop writing.

Best Poem of Bruce Larkin

Dealing With Problems

They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.

When something's not going right
And you wonder if life is fair,
Sticking your head in the ground
Will just get dirt in your hair.

Read the full of Dealing With Problems

Mom's Hearing

When mom's in a bad mood,
It's amazing how well she hears.
She couldn't hear any better
If she had elephant ears.

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