Bruce Larkin

Bronze Star - 2,310 Points (January 23,1957)

Bruce Larkin Poems

121. No Help For Humpty 12/19/2013
122. A Day Without Pork Roll 12/27/2013
123. White And Black 12/30/2013
124. The Dragon Had A Powerful Friend 12/26/2013
125. Pork Roll As A Goal 12/26/2013
126. Peanut Butter And Pickle Sandwiches Are Magical 12/26/2013
127. My Scrapple Breakfast Order 12/26/2013
128. You'Ll Never See These Things 1/2/2014
129. When Sharing Is Caring 1/2/2014
130. Firefighters From The Orchard 1/7/2014
131. I Love Halloween! 10/2/2014
132. Zanks Chase 1/21/2014
133. Tuckerpuppy Has A Cool Look 9/25/2014
134. Tuckerpuppy Is My Reading Buddy 9/29/2014
135. About Tuckerpuppy 9/30/2014
136. East Bay Children's Book Project 9/12/2012
137. Starting Trouble 9/19/2012
138. Silly Sardine 9/19/2012
139. Pop, Pop 12/26/2013
140. I Wish 9/27/2012
141. Monday's Child Is Ill 9/27/2012
142. A Haiku About Tuckerpuppy 9/26/2014
143. Pork Roll Makes Me Adjust My Belt 1/15/2014
144. Peanut Butter And Pickle Happiness 12/30/2013
145. Zombie Invasion 10/17/2012
146. Ode To Mr. J's 9/12/2012
147. Bard The Bunny 9/12/2012
148. Sticky Feet 8/23/2012
149. Not Tonight 10/13/2014
150. Sand Everywhere 4/24/2013
151. Jobs 4/11/2013
152. Autumn Is My Favorite Season 10/6/2014
153. National Flaggerdoot Day Adventures 12/26/2013
154. Two Sisters Talking 9/19/2012
155. Witches Are Scary 10/17/2012
156. Trick Or Treat 10/3/2014
157. The Jackalope Man Is Outgoing 10/31/2014
158. A Treat, Please 10/2/2014
159. A Late Autumn Greeting 10/7/2014
160. A Warning About Bebabs 1/21/2014

Comments about Bruce Larkin

  • Jasmine Villafane (10/27/2014 10:35:00 AM)

    I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.

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  • Sheila A. Larkin (10/4/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!

  • Jasmin Lopez (5/28/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/26/2012 4:57:00 PM)

    I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/13/2012 9:28:00 PM)

    These poems are really funny. Don't stop writing.

Best Poem of Bruce Larkin

Dealing With Problems

They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.

When something's not going right
And you wonder if life is fair,
Sticking your head in the ground
Will just get dirt in your hair.

Read the full of Dealing With Problems

My Zombie Week

There's not so much spring in my step
As there used to be before.
I'll sometimes answer the window
When people knock at the door.

Humans seem to avoid me now.
Cats and dogs run away.
An old lady screamed and fainted
When she saw me yesterday.

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