Bruce Larkin

Bronze Star - 2,434 Points (January 23,1957)

Bruce Larkin Poems

201. Scrapple For My Nieces 1/15/2014
202. A Jackalope's Thoughts On Scrapple - A Haiku 1/8/2014
203. A Pumpkin's Future 10/7/2014
204. Ms. Monster Bopper 12/30/2013
205. I Met Tuckerpuppy And Twittermouse 9/30/2014
206. Unknown Spell 10/29/2014
207. The Most Beautiful Word 8/9/2012
208. Summer Desert Heat 10/4/2012
209. Jamal Jackalope 1/21/2014
210. I Dream Of In-N-Out 9/12/2012
211. National Reading Day 7/25/2012
212. A Home In The Zoo 8/23/2012
213. I Met A Celebrity 8/9/2012
214. It Could Have Been An Amazing Chicken 8/23/2012
215. Read Across America 8/1/2012
216. My Circus Life 8/17/2012
217. A Cannibal's Comment 1/2/2014
218. The Night Before School Starts 8/27/2012
219. A Sad Love Story 8/17/2012
220. Dealing With Problems 8/9/2012

Comments about Bruce Larkin

  • Jasmine Villafane (10/27/2014 10:35:00 AM)

    I use your poems all the time in my classroom. They are great! Keep them coming.

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  • Sheila A. Larkin (10/4/2014 4:35:00 PM)

    Poetry should be fun and Bruce Larkin makes it so with his words. Thanks a lot, Bruce!

  • Jasmin Lopez (5/28/2014 1:06:00 PM)

    My daughter is a huge Bruce Larkin fan. She is always laughing at the silly poems you create. I have also benefited from A Giant Hopes for Visitors poem when it comes to cleaning time :) Keep them coming!

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/26/2012 4:57:00 PM)

    I asked you to keep posting and you were kind enough to do so. My students say you really are the world's funniest poet. Please keep posting. I could use one poem for each school day.

  • Waldo Graysoul (9/13/2012 9:28:00 PM)

    These poems are really funny. Don't stop writing.

Best Poem of Bruce Larkin

Dealing With Problems

They say an upset ostrich
Will stick its head in the ground.
That's no way to fix a problem.
It's not how solutions are found.

When something's not going right
And you wonder if life is fair,
Sticking your head in the ground
Will just get dirt in your hair.

Read the full of Dealing With Problems

My Zombie Week

There's not so much spring in my step
As there used to be before.
I'll sometimes answer the window
When people knock at the door.

Humans seem to avoid me now.
Cats and dogs run away.
An old lady screamed and fainted
When she saw me yesterday.

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