Bryony Sheldon

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Bryony Sheldon Quotes

  • ''There's a reason why God makes us suffer:
    People do more praying in hospitals than they do in churches.''
    Faith
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  • ''You don't get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.''
    Life
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  • ''A transfusion from me would kill the faint of heart.''
    Evil
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  • ''Much like a mosquito that has landed on a woman named Jasmine, I am a sucker for jazz.''
    Mosquitoes | Music
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  • ''Much like a mosquito that has landed on a man from Mississippi that is in debt, heartbroken, orphaned and most likely black, I am a sucker for the blues.''
    Mosquitoes | Music
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  • ''Much like a mosquito that has landed on a VW hatchback, I am a sucker for golf.''
    Mosquitoes | Sport
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  • ''Much like a mosquito that has landed on a lightbulb, I am a sucker for enlightenment.''
    Mosquitoes | Philosophy
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  • ''Much like a mosquito that has landed on an anvil, I am a sucker for heavy metal.''
    Mosquitoes | Music
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  • ''Much like a mosquito, we'd all be flying if Isaac Newton never invented gravity.''
    Mosquitoes | Aviation
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Best Poem of Bryony Sheldon

Unloved

When I asked you to give me a break
I didn't think you'd start at my heart.
Your paranoid antics drove me insane
And they blew my head apart.

You were slippery and disgusting
Like vomit, puss or phlegm
Your love was incarceration
And I had been condemned.

You were an obsessive control freak
So how am I the one to blame?
I broke my back for you, I did no wrong,
So why do you think that I should change?

You said that you'd do anything for me,
But you never listened to a word I said.
Looking back, I see that you wore two faces,
Looking...

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Anorexia

Fire away
Fire at will
Shoot to live
Shoot to kill
Born to die
Born to lose
Light ‘em up
Light the fuse

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