Cathie Tufnail

Biography of Cathie Tufnail

I'm a girl trapped in a womans body. I love words and the pictures they paint. I write poems, prose, short stories, lyrics, dittys... I started writing poems at 15 and kept on doing it. Updates

Don'T Upset The Chef!

Chef! Don't say we didn't warn you,
Please don't claim it isn't so,
You were caught on hidden camera
And you really have to go.

You were fiddling with his starters,
You were spitting in his soup,
What you did to his spaghetti
Made the Health Inspector puke.

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