If I Could I'D Tell You
You come in and I say “Good morning, Welcome to Dunkin Donuts”
But is the morning really good? No, it’s dark and cold
Am I feeling particularly welcoming? No, I hate you.
But this is what I say
Because this is who I am supposed to be.
Your order-taking, donut choosing robot
Who must move his limbs in the right places at the right times
In order to keep our service rate consistently about 80%
But Oh my God, If only I could speak