Biography of chespoet comic
I like to entertain on the street, but perform at open-mic and comedy events when I can be bothered.
Most of my works would not be welcome on this site, the rules seem fairly strict.
Some say: swearing shows a lack of vocabulary.
I say it's all about attitude, although my spelling can be pretty terrible at times, so they might be right.
chespoet comic's Works:
None, i am not a busy poet, the book would look more like a pamphlet, as my repertoir is small.
chespoet comic Poems
The Stig From Topgear
Some Say, He cant boil peas Some Say, He's poisonous to trees Some Say, He does his washing-up in bed Some Say, He has a spare leg in his head
Little Happy Birthday Poem
Cigarette Pack Health Warnings
'We have to give up smoking' the governmeny have said. They are trying more than ever to drum this into our heads First health warnings on every pack Now pics of lungs that have been turned black
One thing I'd like quite soon in my life Is to find me a soul mate and make her my wife We'd be so in Love, we'd get high off eachother We'd sleep comfortably, smiling, knowing we are together
A Womans Monopoly?
I sit around watching tv Drinking a beer or two or three I fart I burp I scratch my balls That's six things I can do without any tools
Haiku: Strange Way To Save The Planet
Is It Really Better To Have Failed In Lo...
They say it's better to have failed in love than to never have tried. I wonder if its worth the tears that are cried And being damaged inside When we take on board the pain from someone who lied
Teddy Bears Picnic, Controversy Theory
Today's the day The teddy bears, they Got stoned 'n' forgot where their tools wher laid Couldn't do the job. 'n' didn't get paid
One thing I'd like quite soon in my life
Is to find me a soul mate and make her my wife
We'd be so in Love, we'd get high off eachother
We'd sleep comfortably, smiling, knowing we are together
Then the first light of each morning, still smiling we'd wake
Beautiful smiles, warm, caring, not fake
I'd be petrified to think of us being apart
Not knowing how I could love her so much with just one heart