Biography of Cleetus Hump
One night my maa and my paa thought it'd be a goood idea if they's did some hankering and some pankering and sooo a few months lataa I was borned, Cleetus J Hump. My paa who was also my uncle soon shot my maa cos she dint like how he playd gameses with the piggiees. I ain't a thinking dat there's aany problemms with that there but ah it was onnly my great auntee/maa, i got another dozen of eem so yeeah.
Cleetus Hump's Works:
Piggies that squeeaal
Cleetus Hump Poems
When was the last time that I got to eat slime Why in the hell must I eat some townees feet.
Oh Crickmore...give me more Quick..quick..more..more Yes yes quicker oh great Cricker Yes Cricker let's go quicker
Me and my banjo Me and my banjo I'm a doin sum fingerpickin but damn it's on a chickin
One morning I saw some townees 'What in the hell you doing? ' I said and they said nutin so I threatened to shoot em
Lady folk, lady folk One day I woke and I din't like em cos they weren't no more fun
Lady folk, lady folk
One day I woke
and I din't like em
cos they weren't no more fun
other men and animals
they're my real pals