Biography of Cleetus Hump
One night my maa and my paa thought it'd be a goood idea if they's did some hankering and some pankering and sooo a few months lataa I was borned, Cleetus J Hump. My paa who was also my uncle soon shot my maa cos she dint like how he playd gameses with the piggiees. I ain't a thinking dat there's aany problemms with that there but ah it was onnly my great auntee/maa, i got another dozen of eem so yeeah.
Cleetus Hump's Works:
Piggies that squeeaal
Cleetus Hump Poems
When was the last time that I got to eat slime Why in the hell must I eat some townees feet.
Oh Crickmore...give me more Quick..quick..more..more Yes yes quicker oh great Cricker Yes Cricker let's go quicker
Me and my banjo Me and my banjo I'm a doin sum fingerpickin but damn it's on a chickin
One morning I saw some townees 'What in the hell you doing? ' I said and they said nutin so I threatened to shoot em
Lady folk, lady folk One day I woke and I din't like em cos they weren't no more fun
Oh Crickmore...give me more
Yes yes quicker oh great Cricker
Yes Cricker let's go quicker
More and more and more and more
The Lord Cricker and his
Old friend Davey with his liquer