The Geeky Love Ballad
This is what comforts me in romantics and inflates my pride,
That every time I think of you it's when I watch 'The Princess Bride.'
I can write a song about you or simply keep it brief,
But it brings me comfort to play Halo and forever know you're my Master Chief.
I know even if I am a plumber and the coins are out of my reach,
I can trust my extra lives with my one and only Princess Peach.
We can have fun with nothing in the world to do,
You even find the enjoyment when you watch me