Dave Birss

Rookie (28th October 1971 / Glasgow, Scotland)

Dave Birss Poems

1. Gob 1/18/2006
2. 2 Sleeps 3/1/2006
3. A Royal Flush 7/22/2006
4. If I Were You 7/22/2006
5. Roman Return 1/18/2006
6. Ok 1/20/2006
7. Forced To Make A Stand 1/20/2006
8. Bus Shelter Poem 1/18/2006
9. Jocasta 1/18/2006
10. Busker Poem 1/18/2006
11. Pathetically British 1/23/2006
12. No Spare Hair 1/25/2006
13. Feline Downtime 1/26/2006
14. Empty/Full 2/28/2006
15. Old 1/18/2006
16. 31 Things You Never Want To Use 1/20/2006
17. Dream Come True 1/24/2006
18. Nodding In Disagreement 1/21/2006
19. Supposéd Poet 1/22/2006
20. Happysad 4/2/2006
21. Poetry Reading Virgin 1/30/2006

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Poetry Reading Virgin

I’ve never been to a poetry reading before
Are there candles and joss-sticks to garnish the floor?
Or would these combustible hazards, in fact,
Contravene a new European Fire Safety Act?
Do the audience sit cross-legged - all their feet bare?
Or are they in eveningwear there on a chair?
Can I swear? Can I shout? Can I jump all about?
Are there strict rules of etiquette forbidden to flout?
If I go down real well will they shout out for more
Or is there no such thing as a poetry encore?
Can I do a cover version of Hegley or Ayres?
Or is it bad taste to ...

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Jocasta

Jocasta
tried to eat her pasta
fasta
than her brother who was the masta.

But it ended in disasta
for Jocasta
who came lasta
to Allasta
the pasta masta
who ate his pasta fasta.

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