Debra Cathey (Thane)
A Shopper's Woes
As I shop around in the Supermarket of Love,
I always seem to miss the signs up above.
Instead of going directly to the right aisle,
I wind up in the frozen foods for awhile.
Everything there is so cold and icy,
So why can't I find something hot and spicy.
I checked the next aisle for something that's mellow,
Instead, I found a brain made of Jello.