Derek R. Audette
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Harry Potter, What Up With You?
Harry Potter’s an enigma.
His forehead bears a peculiar stigma.
Yet there’s a question I’ve often pondered,
a complex query which no puzzle surpasses:
If he’s such a great and powerfull wizard,
then why in the hell does he need those glasses?
Seven Dollar Breakfast
I sat down for breakfast
at a favorite delicatessen
in downtown Ottawa.
This particular delicatessen
has the best smoked meat sandwiches
in the city,
but I wasn't there for that.