Edna Sweetlove

Kissing A Stranger Way

You have not lived a life that's full
Till you have snogged the possessor
Of a complete set of dentures.

The thrill as your tongue slithers sexily
Along the slimy plastic choppers is exquisite.
And the best thing is: when you wake up
Next morning to find a toothless stranger
Snoring elegantly on your crumpled pillow,

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