Quotes

24 February 2021
thinking.... about whales with top hats.
24 February 2021
We men have many faults, Poor women have but two: There's nothing good they say, There's nothing good they do.
24 February 2021
When I was young, my mother told me to never judge a man by the way he may appear. I carried this sentiment with me...until I found a guy wearing a sequin miniskirt and a looney tunes t-shirt in walmart. What the heck? I asked if he was okay and he just laughed at me. I definitely judged that man.
24 February 2021
When I was but six years old, my father asked me if I trusted him. Why, of course, I answered. So he fed me a cricket. I did not trust him after that.
24 February 2021
No joke is funny without someone being bullied.
24 February 2021
The opposite of a pessimist is an optimist. Well, what's the opposite of an optimist, then? I've asked this question my entire life and no one has been able to answer it. The man that can, that man I shall wed.
25 February 2021
There is never not a time for a dance break.
25 February 2021
The worst way to break up with someone? Disappear from his life for four years by faking a mysterious death, then reappear married to his dad. Announce yourself as his step mother and deny your true identity.
25 February 2021
Everyone is having a bad day. ~ Dr. Gill
25 February 2021
Stop being mad that someone doesn't love something as much as you do. That's called a passion.

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