elysabeth faslund

Rookie (11/23/49 / Thibodaux. Louisiana)

elysabeth faslund Poems

481. To Jim Hogg...My First Friend Here 12/8/2007
482. Cadillac Pam And Seafaring Sam 1/17/2008
483. Origin Of The Flame...3* 8/27/2007
484. Answering Questions...Sonnet 8/24/2007
485. Nature's Fall To Winter...Sonnet* 8/1/2007
486. Allegra* 2/11/2007
487. Origin Of The Flame...1* 6/15/2007
488. Funny Signs On Places... My Quotes. Part 1... (Humor) 7/1/2007
489. Good Night... 10/15/2007
490. Rocks In The Stream 12/11/2007
491. Eternity's Home... Sonnet 8/9/2007
492. Anonymous Painter 4/20/2009
493. Happy Hour Stew...If You Like Silly Poems..... 1/23/2008
494. Katrina: Stairs On The Water 5/23/2007
495. Donuts 12/2/2007
496. Cupid Needs A Spanking... (Humor) 7/22/2007
497. Awake... Not Alert... (Humor) 6/19/2007
498. Butterflies Sleep Under Leaves 6/20/2007
499. Homeless Man And The Coat 6/30/2007
500. Loosiana Got Something Nobody Else Got...(Humor)* 5/2/2007
501. Mary, Under Glass 4/18/2007
502. Bored? You Are If You...(Humor) 10/26/2007
503. Monday Morning, Uh, Poem 12/3/2007
504. Pitchforks And Turkey In The Straw* 3/2/2007
505. Almost Sisters...Why Leave The Earth? * 6/15/2007
506. Jonah-Woman* 6/20/2007
507. All The Men: Please Don'T Ignore Your Woman 7/30/2007
508. Cliff Side Is The Wrong Side...* 8/23/2007
509. When The Angels Came For Me 2/26/2008
510. Seven Dead In Illinois 2/15/2008
511. Uh, Readers...Are You There? 3/26/2008
512. Arachne...(Full Version) * 1/27/2007
513. Star Journeys: Morendo...Yet, Reincarnation 11/15/2007
514. Forgive 6/16/2007
515. Divorce Proceedings...Part 1...(Humor) 7/30/2007
516. Guardian.....(Complete) 1/15/2008
517. Domestic Exorcism With A Baseball Bat...(Humor) * 6/9/2007
518. Beggar: Man Or King? 7/22/2007
519. Roses Of Heaven* 10/6/2007
520. A Morning Poem 11/25/2007
Best Poem of elysabeth faslund

A Woman Says 'Talk Dirty To Me'...(Humor) *

A woman runs around the house all day
Thinking 'This night, I'll play,
I'll tickle his fancy when he gets home.
After all, I've cleaned, cooked, all alone.'

Then through the door her man appears
With bundles of flowers, a case of beer,
His caseload of work, and smiling still!
The woman is happy! Steaks on the grill! !

They dine with candles alight,
He pats her ass, whispers, 'Tonight.'
She's bought a naughty at a store.
Slithers into bed and hears the snore!

Slithers out of bed, smashes a plate
Loud enough to begin a debate.
He ...

Read the full of A Woman Says 'Talk Dirty To Me'...(Humor) *

Fog*

Too misty, too white.
Fog changes pelicans
Into prows of ships.
Slow, too slow to
Ignite red lights,
Switch gates down.
Listening, windows up...
No engines, no
Crackling radio.

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