elysabeth faslund

Rookie (11/23/49 / Thibodaux. Louisiana)

elysabeth faslund Poems

481. To Jim Hogg...My First Friend Here 12/8/2007
482. Cadillac Pam And Seafaring Sam 1/17/2008
483. Origin Of The Flame...3* 8/27/2007
484. Answering Questions...Sonnet 8/24/2007
485. Nature's Fall To Winter...Sonnet* 8/1/2007
486. Allegra* 2/11/2007
487. Origin Of The Flame...1* 6/15/2007
488. Funny Signs On Places... My Quotes. Part 1... (Humor) 7/1/2007
489. Good Night... 10/15/2007
490. Rocks In The Stream 12/11/2007
491. Eternity's Home... Sonnet 8/9/2007
492. Anonymous Painter 4/20/2009
493. Happy Hour Stew...If You Like Silly Poems..... 1/23/2008
494. Katrina: Stairs On The Water 5/23/2007
495. Donuts 12/2/2007
496. Cupid Needs A Spanking... (Humor) 7/22/2007
497. Awake... Not Alert... (Humor) 6/19/2007
498. Butterflies Sleep Under Leaves 6/20/2007
499. Homeless Man And The Coat 6/30/2007
500. Loosiana Got Something Nobody Else Got...(Humor)* 5/2/2007
501. Mary, Under Glass 4/18/2007
502. Bored? You Are If You...(Humor) 10/26/2007
503. Monday Morning, Uh, Poem 12/3/2007
504. Pitchforks And Turkey In The Straw* 3/2/2007
505. Almost Sisters...Why Leave The Earth? * 6/15/2007
506. Jonah-Woman* 6/20/2007
507. All The Men: Please Don'T Ignore Your Woman 7/30/2007
508. Cliff Side Is The Wrong Side...* 8/23/2007
509. When The Angels Came For Me 2/26/2008
510. Seven Dead In Illinois 2/15/2008
511. Uh, Readers...Are You There? 3/26/2008
512. Arachne...(Full Version) * 1/27/2007
513. Star Journeys: Morendo...Yet, Reincarnation 11/15/2007
514. Forgive 6/16/2007
515. Divorce Proceedings...Part 1...(Humor) 7/30/2007
516. Guardian.....(Complete) 1/15/2008
517. Domestic Exorcism With A Baseball Bat...(Humor) * 6/9/2007
518. Beggar: Man Or King? 7/22/2007
519. Roses Of Heaven* 10/6/2007
520. A Morning Poem 11/25/2007

Comments about elysabeth faslund

  • Elysabeth Faslund Elysabeth Faslund (6/26/2013 6:57:00 AM)

    Thanks to all of you! Never knew what to expect here. This made my Wednesday, June 26th,2013!

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  • Patti Masterman (4/13/2012 8:11:00 PM)

    What a cute lady, and such a bountiful and wonderful writer, we are blessed to have her here, all to ourselves, at Poemhunter! Nice to encounter someone so skilled at her craft.

  • Robert Howard (5/31/2008 8:20:00 PM)

    A poet of extraordinary range and skill who can shake our souls with the mysteries of the universe or give us a good chuckle with a light hearted verbal pastry.

  • Angela Barker (9/13/2007 1:52:00 PM)

    Moving and vivid. An ever changing landscape of poetry that sucks in the reader and holds them in gentle palms. Elysabeth Faslund's poetry is written to be savored.

  • Jerry Hughes (5/10/2007 8:47:00 PM)

    ...one of the joys of life is a pleasant surprise - it's been mine lately to find and read Elysabeth Faslund's poerty. Thank you ma'am

Best Poem of elysabeth faslund

A Woman Says 'Talk Dirty To Me'...(Humor) *

A woman runs around the house all day
Thinking 'This night, I'll play,
I'll tickle his fancy when he gets home.
After all, I've cleaned, cooked, all alone.'

Then through the door her man appears
With bundles of flowers, a case of beer,
His caseload of work, and smiling still!
The woman is happy! Steaks on the grill! !

They dine with candles alight,
He pats her ass, whispers, 'Tonight.'
She's bought a naughty at a store.
Slithers into bed and hears the snore!

Slithers out of bed, smashes a plate
Loud enough to begin a debate.
He ...

Read the full of A Woman Says 'Talk Dirty To Me'...(Humor) *

An Old Man Told Me This*

Walk with no shoes...walk quietly.
Walk like a new mother,
Watching her babe.
Walk, not speaking, as close to
Sunset as you can.
Walk when there are no clouds
In the sky.

Tiptoe to the waves' edge. Stop.

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