Quotes

11 November 2014
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
11 November 2014
Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.
11 November 2014
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
11 November 2014
Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeed disheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.
11 November 2014
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract—teach him to deduct.
11 November 2014
Nothing succeeds like address.
11 November 2014
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
11 November 2014
There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter
11 November 2014
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
11 November 2014
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

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