Frances May

Rookie (1991 / Wales, the land of sheep and strange accents)

Biography of Frances May

Spike Milligan, Bob Dylan, Noel Fielding, Bill Bailey and Emily Dickinson. When a shrinking machine is invented, these people will live in my jacket pocket -I will feed them biscuit crumbs and corn on the cob. I hope to infuse a spoonful of wit with a dash of profoundness and mix the contents of my disorganised mind together to make something both entertaining and thought provoking. Updates

A Silly Franglish Poème

'You look pretty
en été
You make me shiver
en hiver
I am yours

This is what they would write to me
If I were a French lady.

All les blokes français
they would all do as I say,

and they would feed me vin et fromage
I wish I were French! ! Quelle dommage! ! !

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