Biography of George BernardBloodyShaw
Retired. A boater. May be old but still a floater. Still alive but I strive to continue to be happy while I'm alive. Live with an adventurous female, life never gets stale. My boat is a Dutch barge-style narrowboat. We travel all over the UK, enjoying the wonder of the natural world.
If you own a boat or appreciate the canals and rivers of England come and visit my pages and read between the lines....... You may not understand everything I write about but you are welcome to message me and find out what it's all about.....
I have an opinion on all sorts of subjects.....just find out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
George BernardBloodyShaw's Works:
George BernardBloodyShaw Poems
Love And A Bun In The Oven
Oh dear. My lady's got a bun in the oven. A knowing look
A line to draw in drawers my spoons point east
I had a spot a spotty dog as it was male I had spotted dick
Boaters' Winter Tale
I see a saw... So for Pauline It's war!
A Boater's Riddle
I've riddled At sea. I've riddled
Your time is nigh. Your time We'll dock.
Doing To Die
Never just do and die always ask that question WHY? with conviction
It's plain to see That for the TV This in a hollow We wallow.
Here We Go Again......
I've split the difference Upon which I sit. No deference to the risk
Thru the door.... Oh! Another floor.
Chicken and rice. Fish and rice.
My Left Foot
Who likes a foot? Who wants to defeat that foot? Or both?
Cup Of Kindness
This solitary cup needed its mates. A sorcerer had banished him even from plates.
I could write a sonnet about what I just ate. My lady's beautiful omelette.
The Venus Virus (Women)
Men come from Mars,
Only the virus
Which, as men,
We should revere
Come from there....
Ladies we should love! ! ! !