George Hunter

George Hunter Poems

281. Buffalos 5/3/2009
282. Banana Peel 6/5/2009
283. 001-The Zebra 5/16/2013
284. -white Rabbit 7/19/2009
285. 001 - B. O. 8/10/2009
286. Mea Culpa (My Bad) 4/17/2009
287. Dreams 4/2/2009
288. Poem? 10/18/2007
289. Dumb Blonde - Smart Blonde 4/15/2009
290. Cows' Revenge 3/26/2009
291. A Horny Tale 5/24/2009
292. Bygone Days 4/2/2009
293. A Gal Named Grace 4/15/2009
294. Fire And Ice 9/15/2012
295. 001 - A Cure For Everything 9/16/2009
296. A Strange Custom 2/20/2009
297. Aromas 6/7/2009
298. Six Weather Haiku 9/11/2009
299. A Day At The Beach 4/12/2009
300. Train Watching,1937 4/21/2009
301. Cat Limericks 6/23/2012
302. Cat's Talking 6/17/2009
Best Poem of George Hunter

Cat's Talking

There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
Now that you tell me I see that it’s true
How so much knowledge you could accrue
That is another thing I wish that I knew.
The more education you have the less you know
And another piece of information I could throw
Is that all this knowledge just makes me sadder
Now I realize it’s just mind over matter.
Which only means that if you don’t mind it don’t matter.

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Hair Impaired

There was a man from Pierre
Who was very short on hair.
He said it was because his head
Rubbed the top of the bed
Whenever he had an affair.

But no one believed that at all
Because he wasn't all that tall,
So we were as mean as could be

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