George Hunter


George Hunter Poems

281. Buffalos 5/3/2009
282. Banana Peel 6/5/2009
283. 001-The Zebra 5/16/2013
284. -white Rabbit 7/19/2009
285. 001 - B. O. 8/10/2009
286. Mea Culpa (My Bad) 4/17/2009
287. Dreams 4/2/2009
288. Poem? 10/18/2007
289. Cows' Revenge 3/26/2009
290. A Horny Tale 5/24/2009
291. A Fifth On The Fourth 7/2/2009
292. Bygone Days 4/2/2009
293. A Gal Named Grace 4/15/2009
294. Fire And Ice 9/15/2012
295. Six Weather Haiku 9/11/2009
296. 001 - A Cure For Everything 9/16/2009
297. A Strange Custom 2/20/2009
298. A Day At The Beach 4/12/2009
299. Train Watching,1937 4/21/2009
300. Cat Limericks 6/23/2012
301. Aromas 6/7/2009
302. Cat's Talking 6/17/2009
Best Poem of George Hunter

Cat's Talking

There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
Now that you tell me I see that it’s true
How so much knowledge you could accrue
That is another thing I wish that I knew.
The more education you have the less you know
And another piece of information I could throw
Is that all this knowledge just makes me sadder
Now I realize it’s just mind over matter.
Which only means that if you don’t mind it don’t matter.

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The Storm

Busted flat in Baton Rouge, just before the rains,
Why would a person live here if they had an ounce of brains?
It's so hot and muggy in the good ole summertimes
And the natives all appear to have come from different climes.
Katrina just missed me but we got a good douse
And Gustave was worse and blew the shingles off the house.
Electricity was off but I thought I had a pass
Until my standby unit went and used up all my gas.
Have to stock more fuel before the next big blow

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