George Hunter

George Hunter Poems

281. 001-The Zebra 5/16/2013
282. -white Rabbit 7/19/2009
283. 001 - B. O. 8/10/2009
284. Mea Culpa (My Bad) 4/17/2009
285. Poem? 10/18/2007
286. Dreams 4/2/2009
287. Cows' Revenge 3/26/2009
288. 001-The Story Of Noah's Ark 7/6/2012
289. A Horny Tale 5/24/2009
290. Tuesday's Child 4/30/2012
291. Bygone Days 4/2/2009
292. A Gal Named Grace 4/15/2009
293. Dumb Blonde - Smart Blonde 4/15/2009
294. A Strange Custom 2/20/2009
295. 001 - A Cure For Everything 9/16/2009
296. Fire And Ice 9/15/2012
297. Aromas 6/7/2009
298. Six Weather Haiku 9/11/2009
299. A Day At The Beach 4/12/2009
300. Train Watching,1937 4/21/2009
301. Cat Limericks 6/23/2012
302. Cat's Talking 6/17/2009
Best Poem of George Hunter

Cat's Talking

There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
Now that you tell me I see that it’s true
How so much knowledge you could accrue
That is another thing I wish that I knew.
The more education you have the less you know
And another piece of information I could throw
Is that all this knowledge just makes me sadder
Now I realize it’s just mind over matter.
Which only means that if you don’t mind it don’t matter.

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A Strange Custom

As I was walking down the path
In my head I did some higher math.
They say that one and one makes two
But I know that that's not always true
'Cause sometimes one on one makes three
It's quite confusing don't you see.
The numbers don't add up to me.
And if you live down by the Bay
You're apt to swing the other way.

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