George Hunter


George Hunter Poems

201. It's Raining Out Today 7/28/2011
202. Hawaii Dreamin' 11/10/2009
203. 001 T & A's 8/2/2009
204. 001 - If Only I Hadn'T 7/26/2009
205. Six Haiku 5/26/2009
206. Students 6/25/2009
207. Ceo's Speech (What Did He Say?) 6/7/2009
208. Lost 4/22/2009
209. Flying Objects 4/17/2009
210. Superstition 4/6/2009
211. The Rose Tattoo 4/5/2009
212. Teevee 3/19/2009
213. Stranded 3/8/2009
214. Fate 3/4/2009
215. Dying Young 10/13/2007
216. Say What? 4/2/2009
217. Owed To Beer 3/26/2009
218. Old Joke 4/25/2009
219. Carpe Diem 5/31/2009
220. Spooks 6/28/2009
221. Tall Tales 11/10/2009
222. Elegy To A Chicken 2/5/2012
223. Christmas At The Big-K 11/27/2011
224. Southside Chicago Blues 2/23/2012
225. One Ball 2/23/2012
226. Nursery Rhymes Revisited 4/7/2012
227. Split Pea Soup 11/30/2013
228. Love Me Like You Used To 11/30/2013
229. His Last Wishes 2/15/2015
230. Santa And Me 2/15/2015
231. Wyatt The Earp 10/19/2014
232. Grocery Shopping 12/18/2012
233. New Mattress 3/25/2012
234. 001 Light Beer 12/12/2009
235. Reading Kipling 7/8/2009
236. A Kiss From A Rose 6/23/2009
237. Passing Gas 101 3/28/2009
238. Monopoly 2/28/2009
239. Radioactive 5/8/2009
240. Skeptic's Haiku 10/5/2014
Best Poem of George Hunter

Cat's Talking

There was a big feline named Dancer
Who asked her mate for an answer.
How do you titillate an ocelot?
Why you just oscillate its titalot.
Now that you tell me I see that it’s true
How so much knowledge you could accrue
That is another thing I wish that I knew.
The more education you have the less you know
And another piece of information I could throw
Is that all this knowledge just makes me sadder
Now I realize it’s just mind over matter.
Which only means that if you don’t mind it don’t matter.

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Hair Impaired

There was a man from Pierre
Who was very short on hair.
He said it was because his head
Rubbed the top of the bed
Whenever he had an affair.

But no one believed that at all
Because he wasn't all that tall,
So we were as mean as could be

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