Heaven Or Hell
St. Peter was manning the Heavenly gates, Saint Paul was catching the phones, There weren’t any faxes, no one was on hold, and Matthew served coffee and scones.
A young man approached, said, “Sir, where am I, ? I just left a fraternity party”, “I was headed for home to swipe money from Mom, and another 1/5th of Bacardi, ”
St. Peter said, “Son, you may want to sit down, there’s been a slight change in your plans…” The kid looked around saw Paul and said, “Sir, I don’t think that this guy u