' Vote For Me.'
'I intend to run for parliament,
And represent you in government.
Want to be your M.P,
Vote me in, trust me!
I will give you job security,
More police on the beat.
And more pension money,
When I get the seat.
Stop teenagers drinking under-age,
And sort the housing shortage.
Recall our troops from the war zones,
Make you feel secure in your homes.
On me you can bet,
You'll have no regret.
Tackle child poverty,
Reduce street crimes.
End animal cruelty,
Get rid of hospital waiting times.
You can count on me,
I promise you ...
Doctor Of Death.
Figure of respect,
You never would suspect.
Never question your local G.P.!
‘Pillar' of the community.
‘Grooming' the patients for the ‘kill',
House calls trust he would instil.
Own practice on the high street,
More ‘victims' to meet.