Heather Darling

Rookie (10/7/1970)

Biography of Heather Darling

Contrary to the 'search' under my poems, I am *not* a bodybuilder from the East Coast. I am soft and from the midwest.


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Aliens In My Door

Aliens are living in my door,
Although it sounds bizarre.
My mother calls it wood grain,
But I know what they are.

One night when I was sleeping
With my window opened wide,
There were strange and squeeky noises,
Then two aliens climbed inside!

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