heather sweeting

Rookie - 10 Points (1939 / Thornton Heath)

A Nice Pub Lunch!

Never dine at an Inn where the landlord is thin
and the bins in his yard overflowing.
You could share your pies with vermin and flies,
So remember to check before booking
the state of the kitchens, not to mention the staff,
who'll be doing the serving and cooking!
Go in by the rear whilst keeping an ear out
for chattering chefs and waiters,
Talk of 'stewing', 'mashing' or even 're-hashing'

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