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A Vibratory Instrument

A vibratory instrument
more often used in early Lent
due to the rising of the sap
that Mother Nature has on tap,

God Says

'Twas early morning at the Holy Vatican,
the Pope was making rounds of his small kingdom
Most of the rooms were lavishly appointed
with oriental rugs on all the floors and walls,

Rhyming Practice

Would someone please tell
why a terrible smell
tends to follow no laws
and ignores eehs and aaaws

Behind The Old Mill

Purple heather
by the old mill,
the waterwheel
turning impatiently,


Oh God, it is hard to be humble,
I am Aryan and have all it takes
and if most of your subjects just stumble
that would make them abominous fakes.

Hugs Of Sweetness

The little boy
that I revert to,
on all my birthdays
looked out

Truffle Archie

Young Archie's problem was the size
of his gigantic nose,
the midwife did not realise
that even one of those

The Low Fat Doctor

'It's your cholesterol', the specialist said wisely,
'we humans cannot eat fat meat and all those eggs,
so many heart attacks and strokes are caused precisely
by modern fatty foods, yes sir! ' - I was perplexed.

You Will Leave

There once was a fruitcake named Onk
who sat in the loo at St. Bonk.
Where she farted and shat
on the bishop's own mat

The Mirror

A mirror hung upon a wall.
A man, quite handsome, also tall
stepped up to look inside the glass
and gave himself the nod, the pass.

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