I had a dream last night,
it was of bothersome dimensions.
To dwell on dreams
it always has
Canada won't do.
I envisage the Twins.
Cities that is.
It was near Cairns, out on the road.
A rather homely looking toad
was of a mind to find his mate.
'Twas raining heavily, and late.
Just got finished (some help from a tutor)
hooking up to the net the computer,
somewhat clumsy of hand
though I did understand
And top of the morning to you, Sir!
How this turd, wearing the Queen's rags
could justify the audacity.The nerve.
After the Royal horse farted (it was her) ,
I actually did brush my teeth,
only to return to a still warm bed,
she's attending that wedding,
so far away I could have,
If you're nearing the big Nine-Oh
and you've got nothing major to show,
but the dentures of old
and two fillings of gold
There once was a place for the folks
who would write little poems and jokes.
And the place had its rules
both for smartbums and fools
Would you tell me God, the answer to this puzzle in my mind,
I have pondered it for decades since my birth.
Will a cat devour a mouse if she is definitely blind,
will the rain find, in the dark, its way to earth?