Come smile at me
come smile at me again.
And use the only smile you have,
the selfless and exquisite one.
Last night I wore my purple dress
the doorbell rang, you'd never guess
who walked in with a bunch of flowers
and all his charismatic powers.
My grandma had a special guest,
he had been told, 'young man, go West, '
by folks who knew whereof they spoke,
they also liked this handsome bloke.
a clever means
to make more room
fruit of the loom
When I am lonely
for human company
I pull myself up by the bootstraps,
- sometimes the suspenders -
On the raft there was Huckleberry
on that day he was udderly merry.
As a bit of a pig
he was fond of the big
There once was a fellow named D.
he had misunderstood little me.
Though his poems ain't bad
and he is a good lad
Hear, hear about a deadly sin
it's known as common aspirin.
Each year four thousand children die
as misguided physicians try
A mouse, grey-coated, cute and male
had eyed an elephant's long tail.
He had been horny for some time
and was prepared to risk the climb.