Herbert Nehrlich Poems
|1561.||How The Canetoad Came To Australia||4/11/2008|
|1565.||Meinem Alten Freund Zum Geburtstag (Ein Limerick)||8/27/2007|
|1566.||Burp - (German Version) Ruelps||8/13/2007|
|1567.||For My Favourite Niece Mara - Happy Birthday!||6/15/2007|
|1568.||A Killing With Kindness||5/26/2007|
|1573.||Betrayal Is So Common (Haiku)||6/4/2006|
|1575.||Saddam, The Earwig||6/21/2006|
|1576.||The Ouch (Children)||6/14/2005|
|1588.||First Grade - First Class||3/9/2005|
|1592.||Journey Of A Cheese Sandwich||6/10/2005|
|1593.||Cinderella And The Dog||9/6/2005|
|1594.||Happy Birthday, Mary||11/8/2005|
|1595.||Louise Visits The Doctor||6/12/2005|
A Bumblebee Turns Gay
There was a little bumblebee
he went down on his bumble knee
and told the queen that he was gay
this message caused her much dismay
new friend remarked 'you humble me'.
The queen said, listen, bumblebee
I will not let you wander free
your work is here and you must breed
to plant in me that precious seed
lest all your steps a stumble be.
So bumblebee did stumble free
got off his little bumbleknee
and hand in hand with his new lover
took to the air, briefly to hover
their wings a constant mumble, see?
And both our poofter ...
'Twas early morning at the Holy Vatican,
the Pope was making rounds of his small kingdom
Most of the rooms were lavishly appointed
with oriental rugs on all the floors and walls,
and golden trinkets for few eyes to see.
The smell of freshly roasted coffee from the kitchen,
and many cooks in culinary mode,
they stepped through solid portals now, with fourteen locks,