Herbert Nehrlich

Rookie (04 October 1943 / Germany)

Herbert Nehrlich Poems

1881. Der Atheist Und Der Grizzly 3/13/2008
1882. Tastebuds At The Time Of Death 3/14/2008
1883. The Taste Of A Macrophage 3/14/2008
1884. Schenkelhalsbruch 3/15/2008
1885. The Beam In Our Own Eye 3/17/2008
1886. Rebuttal To Rachel 3/17/2008
1887. A Vote For Obama 3/20/2008
1888. Herrmann B. Reminiscing 3/20/2008
1889. A Visit To The General 3/20/2008
1890. Beauty And The Beasts 3/20/2008
1891. On Easter 3/22/2008
1892. Fuer Mara In Thueringen 3/25/2008
1893. Priapus 3/26/2008
1894. Warm Thighs 3/26/2008
1895. A Warm Moist Place 3/29/2008
1896. Sir Smithereens Wears Jockey Classic Y's 3/30/2008
1897. The Troupers' Balls 3/31/2008
1898. Back To Shaving 3/31/2008
1899. Thoughts Of A Boy 3/31/2008
1900. Roma 4/2/2008
1901. Old Man Ante Portas 4/2/2008
1902. Creation's Creatures (By Rachel, My Kindred Spirit) 4/4/2008
1903. Its And It's - An Iq Test? (By Rachel, My Kindred Spirit) 4/4/2008
1904. Roosters 4/6/2008
1905. Priorities 4/7/2008
1906. The Rh Factor 4/9/2008
1907. Not Misogynics 4/10/2008
1908. Muttertag 2008 4/16/2008
1909. A Silence Most Foul 4/16/2008
1910. The Mask 4/17/2008
1911. Mister Makatoni 4/17/2008
1912. Three Limericks For My Friend Jerry H. 4/18/2008
1913. Seventeen Limericks Rated Ma15+ 4/20/2008
1914. For A Most Handsome Weed - Jerry H. 4/21/2008
1915. Happenings (Limerick) 4/22/2008
1916. Brutus The Alpine Rescue Dog 4/22/2008
1917. Losers (Haiku) 4/22/2008
1918. Loser-Limerick 4/22/2008
1919. Not To Be Pitied 4/22/2008
1920. Bless You 4/23/2008

Comments about Herbert Nehrlich

  • Michael Witkowski (1/21/2005 8:37:00 AM)

    Dr H
    You are not a published poet but lewd-lecherous and arrogant.
    Above all you have racist sentiments Germans had about Poland before World War Two and some still have,
    So climb off your high horse
    I bet your doctor title is a fake too

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  • Kim McInnis (1/17/2005 8:28:00 PM)

    I wanted to thank you for your comment. I was pretty upset for a couple days, but I thought a lot about what you said, and you're right - it's not fair to the many talented poets on here that I can pass off thoughtless scribbles as works of art. I thank you for your honesty and hope you don't give up on me yet - I need the criticism to grow.
    To comment on your own work, I'll be truthful and say I haven't been through all of it - a nearly impossible feat in a mere couple of days - but from what I've seen, not a word of your glowing reviews is untrue. The praise of a sixteen-year-old probably isn't worth a penny to you, but I do mean it. Your wit and honesty is refreshing.
    Respectfully,
    Kimberly

  • Amberlee Carter (1/14/2005 1:05:00 PM)

    What can I say that hasn't already been said? in one way or another.
    It's nice to see some who can write on many different levels, such as writing with a quit wit and clever charm, to writing about love and life in a serious way.
    It's a talent, one which most people even so called ' poets' today don't have....I'll be reading your work for a long time to come.
    Always,
    Amberlee

  • Anne Leaver (12/19/2004 6:40:00 PM)

    Just a quick note to thank you for your encouragement. Little by little, I look through your work here - I'm awfully glad you're writing, and ths forum is, for me, a wonderful medium for 'publishing' and for collecting the ethos of the aspiring poet world. Let's continue!
    Anne

  • Darrell Rohling (12/16/2004 9:51:00 PM)

    Mr. Nehrlich,

    Thank you for the amazing body of work you offer. Clearly, you are a poet's poet. I; ll keep reading, too. And thanks for your own kind words offered to me recently.
    djr

  • Pradeep Dhavakumar (12/16/2004 12:33:00 PM)

    Liked most of your work published over here.Hard to think that your not professional! .

  • . . (11/12/2004 12:23:00 AM)

    Herbert,
    I read all of your poems (finally) and I love them all. Even the one in German. Althought it is off the beaten path of the others.... :) Anyway, I just wanted to applaud you on your amazing talent. Perhaps you could manage to write a poem for the 'lonley hearts club'. Thanks so much for the interesting reads! !
    Take Care....

Best Poem of Herbert Nehrlich

The Ambulance Down In The Valley

A Fence or an Ambulance
by Joseph Malins (1895)
-a poem about prevention -

'Twas a dangerous cliff, as they freely confessed,
though to walk near its crest was so pleasant;
but over its terrible edge there had slipped
a duke and full many a peasant.

So the people said something would have to be done,
but their projects did not at all tally;
some said, 'Put a fence 'round the edge of the cliff, '
some, 'An ambulance down in the valley.'

But the cry for the ambulance carried the day,
for it spread through the neighboring city;
a ...

Read the full of The Ambulance Down In The Valley

Tepidity

You can't cook with it.
It won't clean you.
Useless for dishes.
Goldfish don't like it.

What makes you think
that lukewarm kisses
will warm my heart
soothe my soul
smooth my wrinkles,
light my smile,
feed my ego,
make me happy
and
prolong my life?

Well?

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