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Groundhog Breasts

I remember a pair of fine breasts
she was one of my Groundhog Day guests.
Oh to tear it asunder
just to see what was under

Limerick For A Friday Night

I once dated an overweight girl.
She was cute and her first name was Shirl.
When we tried to make love
after push and much shove

My Sunshine

A little ray of sunshine
is what we all need.
For some this means fun time,
for others a feed.

Crocodile Dream

A boy who had a scary dream
had nodded off, right near the stream.
His dream now featured crocodiles
that chased the lad for many miles.

A Family

Her father was a smart dyslexic
but she was thin and anorexic.
The mother had a bad addiction
to gambling in her jurisdiction.

Steaks (Children)

Apples, pears and juicy plums
please with flavour tongue and gums.
Vegans and fruitarians eat
neither eggs nor fish or meat.

To Dr. Bill Hirzy

He's climbed that stony hill
a man with seeing eyes
who thinks and ponders still
the oh, so common lies.

Cheap Wine

You said that life is pretty short
and that we should not think
that we are people of a sort
who save and rather drink

A Poet

LP Gas. It's a second choice.
Always has been. May as well
be in the future, same as always.
Nothing special, just the gas.

Fiddling Figures

O my, dear Robert
it burns to see you
have moved to fifty-six
from fifty one.

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