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The Singing Bat

A bird was caught inside a trap
which closed its claws with a loud snap.
The snap was heard by Fritz the cat
who had been stalking a young bat.


I have known some astute ballerinas,
at the dance they would act like hyenas.
If you bought them a drink,
they'd go nudge, nudge, wink, wink

Big Man

Bukowski was a man,
such a B I G man.
He'd eat the shepherd alive
such a wide gulp.


Enlighten me? You may.
I'll gladly see you Tuesday
and a raincheck for today.
It's just that I on Tuesday


Rosacea is a little rose
that lives, in people, on their nose.
It's never welcome like a flower
and flares right up after a shower

Killed By Fluoride

Floyd grew up in dark Detroit.
Father drunkard and annoyed,
mother worked for dental clinic
what she saw made her a cynic.

The Other Terrorists

Today, my friends, I'm telling you
something that's shocking, though quite true.
The governments are making lists
of middle-Eastern terrorists.


Of all you innocent naives
I wonder is there even one
who sees the grand new plan
of modern genocide?

Grand Cherokee 5.7 Hemi V-8

And there he hung, far up the tree,
he had been looking for the eggs
of the Australian Kolibree.
They'd finished both the VB kegs

Huge Lips

We'd gone there to share,
at La Ville des Lumière
many proper French kisses.
But the first ones were misses,

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