The fact that people always want to get the last word in legit
does not mean that word is of any substantial merit.
The absolute truth may not necessarily be just that small.
Acessibility based on set criteria does not amount to accessibilty at all.
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No longer is experience a prerequisite for wisdom.
Being on the imminently expanding Internet days
you have now upgraded from being simple to dim
having a propensity to behave in complicated ways.
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Check on your automated mail, then file it in a box.
Create an e-mail then fold it and put it in a box on blocks.
Discard cards, but not your mail.
File your e-mails in a box file to put up for sale.
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Your essential residential guide to LOVE
states new love is not unlike self love:
Helping him not to get too beat up by beating his eggs
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To the sweetest, most charming angel heart.
I wish our paths may never part.
To the best in the west
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Could I design a widget
for sitting with a celebrity that doesn't fidget?
I'll superimpose the uploaded pic
Of person next to celebrity/lookalike trick
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Believe you are Able, then you Cain do anything Ably.
Believe you are Intelligent, then you will think Logically.
Believe you have Potential, then you will Succeed.
Believe you are Fair, so you will act Justly in Need.
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Brevity is quick.
Time passes.
Seasons change.
You couldn’t change this if you try.
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Speak now or forever hold your pc, men.
Do you believe in love@firstsite or should I walk by again?
A webmaster never closes one application, but he opens another window.
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Are you feeling down?
Has your face given way to a frown?
Has your flowers wilted to a dismal brown?
Don’t you ever wear a crown?
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