Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

401. No Comic Relief 6/20/2017
402. Eureka 6/21/2017
403. She's Bossy - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/24/2017
404. Why Does She Hurt Me? 6/29/2017
405. Who Wants To Play? 6/30/2017
406. Love Sight 7/2/2017
407. Adam West 7/6/2017
408. Summer Of Love And Haight 7/7/2017
409. Have Silk, Will Shoot 7/9/2017
410. Why Change? 7/11/2017
411. Willie Gillis 7/13/2017
412. I Was A Teenage P.O.W. 7/15/2017
413. Doggonna 7/18/2017
414. Gerrymander 7/19/2017
415. Polka Dot Wasp Moth 7/22/2017
416. Nathan Hale 7/24/2017
417. Family Recycle 7/27/2017
418. No Blessed Be Me! 7/31/2017
419. Adapt Unwrapped - Lincoln Park Zoo 8/1/2017
420. Thoreau Bicentennial 8/3/2017
421. Margaret Hamilton -new- 8/9/2017
422. Slug Slime -new- 8/11/2017
423. A.I.D.S. Orphan 10/18/2007
424. Life Saver 10/19/2007
425. Gust Of Glory 10/19/2007
426. Life And Death 10/19/2007
427. Drop 10/19/2007
428. Good Catch 10/20/2007
429. Who Called? 10/20/2007
430. Morning Ritual 10/20/2007
431. Trouble Bound 10/20/2007
432. Mystery Tree 10/18/2007
433. Masked Man's Missus 10/18/2007
434. Crow Heart 10/18/2007
435. The Catch 10/20/2007
436. Better Change 10/21/2007
437. Choice Words 10/21/2007
438. Dead Wed 10/21/2007
439. Hard To Stomach 10/22/2007
440. Footprints 10/22/2007
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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