Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1001. People View - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/14/2014
1002. Chocolate Less 12/10/2014
1003. Why Bee? 12/11/2014
1004. Columbus Mermaid 12/12/2014
1005. Play Pay 12/16/2014
1006. Conqueror Worm - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/17/2014
1007. Tale Of Nail - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/18/2014
1008. A Thought A Head 12/19/2014
1009. Jambu Fruit Dove - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/14/2014
1010. Afghanistanstuck 12/21/2014
1011. A Walmart Carol 12/23/2014
1012. Pumpkin Pie 12/28/2014
1013. Roach Talk 12/29/2014
1014. Turkeygate 12/30/2014
1015. The Van Gogh Brothers 1/1/2015
1016. Big Squeeze 1/3/2015
1017. Theory Of Stripeativity 1/4/2015
1018. Venom Champ 1/5/2015
1019. There Is Torture 1/6/2015
1020. Resurrection Mary 1/7/2015
1021. Corroboree Frog 1/8/2015
1022. Bad Neighbor Duck 1/9/2015
1023. Featherology 1/11/2015
1024. Malala The Winner 1/12/2015
1025. Taza - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/13/2015
1026. Bear Up - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/17/2015
1027. Snow On Demand 1/18/2015
1028. Jingle Bells Date 1/19/2015
1029. Turtle Tip 1/20/2015
1030. Solomon Islands Skink - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/26/2015
1031. Hillbillill And The Email 3/27/2015
1032. Tale Of A Snow Leopard - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/28/2015
1033. Snow (Less) Monkeys - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/29/2015
1034. Hillbillill And The For Sale Sign 3/30/2015
1035. Hillbillill And The Horns Of Time 3/31/2015
1036. Pillow Fight - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/2/2015
1037. Dreams On High 4/3/2015
1038. Irish Giraffe 4/4/2015
1039. Green Snake - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/5/2015
1040. Odie The Otter - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/7/2015
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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