Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1281. Some Food For Thought 3/21/2017
1282. Ben's Fake News 3/23/2017
1283. The Parent Trap 3/24/2017
1284. Till Death Do Us Part - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/25/2017
1285. Passion In Death 3/27/2017
1286. Crack The Ripper 3/28/2017
1287. Madame Tussaud 3/30/2017
1288. Mom Watch - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/31/2017
1289. Hagfish 4/1/2017
1290. Hatshepsut 4/3/2017
1291. Spotted All Over - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/7/2017
1292. In Snow - Lincoln Park Zoo 4/8/2017
1293. Kea 4/11/2017
1294. Asperitas 4/12/2017
1295. Glass Frog 4/14/2017
1296. Hippocampus Off 4/16/2017
1297. Verify Blues 4/17/2017
1298. Mr. Damselfly 4/19/2017
1299. Badgering 4/22/2017
1300. Mine Duty 4/24/2017
1301. Frederick The Great 4/28/2017
1302. Santa's Work In Progress 4/29/2017
1303. Bee As It May 5/2/2017
1304. Low Calorie Count 5/3/2017
1305. Wrybill 5/4/2017
1306. From April In April 5/6/2017
1307. Imigongo 5/7/2017
1308. Star Nosed Mole 5/10/2017
1309. Wax Worm Wonder 5/11/2017
1310. Softer Chew 5/13/2017
1311. Shipworm 5/14/2017
1312. Rattleless 5/15/2017
1313. Off With The Old, On With The New 5/17/2017
1314. Tucker - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/20/2017
1315. Blood Falls 5/22/2017
1316. First Kiss - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/24/2017
1317. Watch For Falling... - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/25/2017
1318. Odds Against Him 5/26/2017
1319. Narwhal On Point 6/1/2017
1320. Mom On Hand 6/2/2017
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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