Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1521. Cannibal Chimps 6/12/2015
1522. Lemming Lure 6/13/2015
1523. Obu - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/14/2015
1524. Scythians 6/15/2015
1525. American Pharoah 6/16/2015
1526. Improvise 6/19/2015
1527. Caitlyn 6/20/2015
1528. Last Rattle 6/21/2015
1529. Surrogate - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/23/2015
1530. Ye Olde Calling 6/24/2015
1531. Do Tell No Lie 6/25/2015
1532. Time To Go - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/26/2015
1533. Eavesdrop 6/27/2015
1534. Moving On - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/29/2015
1535. Magna Carta 6/30/2015
1536. Transplans 7/1/2015
1537. Tech And Treat - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/8/2015
1538. Photo Op 7/9/2015
1539. Edmond 7/10/2015
1540. Leap Second 7/14/2015
1541. Battle Flag 7/16/2015
1542. Headless - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/18/2015
1543. Bird Debate 7/19/2015
1544. Male Female Snail 7/20/2015
1545. Irony He Wrote 7/22/2015
1546. Jumped The Shark 7/23/2015
1547. Red Pandorables - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/24/2015
1548. Kianto - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/26/2015
1549. Super Tongue - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/27/2015
1550. Oldie And Goodie - Lincoln Park Zoo 7/31/2015
1551. Dog Days 8/1/2015
1552. Rewrite And Rewhite 8/4/2015
1553. Nuts! 8/7/2015
1554. Lawnmower Man 8/8/2015
1555. While They Last 1/14/2015
1556. Bug To The Future 12/31/2014
1557. Looking Black Hole 12/24/2014
1558. My Barber 12/26/2014
1559. Soldiers' Living Tomb 12/27/2014
1560. Stork Story 12/13/2014
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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