Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1601. Inaugural 2009 1/17/2009
1602. Vicious Circle 10/30/2007
1603. Last Departure 10/28/2007
1604. Made Light 10/22/2007
1605. Grandchild By Marriage 10/21/2007
1606. Leonard Nimoy 3/15/2015
1607. Madagascar Hissing Cockroach - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/10/2015
1608. Washington Monument 3/6/2015
1609. Bird's View - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/31/2015
1610. I Eye - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/12/2015
1611. Grig 2/6/2015
1612. Howler Monkey - Lincoln Park Zoo 1/23/2015
1613. Silent Night Hooves 1/16/2015
1614. Roos News 1/26/2015
1615. Pope Walk The Walk 2/7/2015
1616. Valentines From Kwan - Lincoln Park Zoo 2/28/2015
1617. From Who's Point Of View 3/21/2015
1618. Yellow Spotted? - Lincoln Park Zoo 3/18/2015
1619. Sneezing Matter 10/17/2007
1620. Paint Job 10/23/2007
1621. Mom Chose Me 2/27/2008
1622. Peanut 1/30/2008
1623. Aa 2/14/2010
1624. Cold War 8/4/2012
1625. Reflection 10/10/2010
1626. Brain Hack 3/5/2013
1627. Olympian Ali 2/24/2013
1628. Oval Office Politics 2/23/2013
1629. The Sullivan Brothers 2/23/2013
1630. Methuselah 2/24/2013
1631. Happy Pet 3/17/2013
1632. Partners In Crime 4/17/2013
1633. Bush Baby Baby - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/15/2013
1634. Rock - Paper - Scissors 8/22/2013
1635. Margaret Thatcher 8/30/2013
1636. Gunners Be Gone 8/10/2013
1637. Eriskay Ponies To The Rescue 10/29/2013
1638. Murray Hall 9/28/2013
1639. Black Cat 11/20/2013
1640. Flatworm Beheaded 11/7/2013
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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