Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1641. Giant Carpenter Bee 12/2/2013
1642. Dr. Benjamin Rush 12/21/2013
1643. Beaver Leaver 12/28/2013
1644. Pet Peeve 2/4/2014
1645. Tigerfish 2/21/2014
1646. Psycho Pilot 4/23/2014
1647. The Old Man Of The Lake 4/9/2014
1648. Mother Gorilla - Lincoln Park Zoo 5/9/2014
1649. Painted Turtle Romance 5/22/2014
1650. Slender Man 7/16/2014
1651. Sirocco 10/2/2014
1652. Golden Headed Lion Tamarin - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/7/2014
1653. Smoke Alarm 11/15/2014
1654. Puma 11/29/2014
1655. Rhino Rocks - Lincoln Park Zoo 11/30/2014
1656. Brainy Aristotle 11/13/2014
1657. Lobbyist 11/16/2014
1658. Philae 12/7/2014
1659. Chimp Chomp - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/22/2014
1660. Jackie Robinson West 9/27/2014
1661. Meerkat Patrol - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/4/2014
1662. Lonesome George 10/18/2014
1663. Zebra Zooing - Lincoln Park Zoo 9/2/2014
1664. Home Came Lebron 8/21/2014
1665. Cotton Top Tamarin 6/19/2014
1666. Trumpet Of The Swan 5/8/2014
1667. Thanks To Mom 3/27/2014
1668. Orion The Hunter 2/7/2014
1669. Naked Mole Rat - Lincoln Park Zoo 10/20/2013
1670. Chicago Dog 11/9/2013
1671. Zookeeper 2/26/2013
1672. Sloth 2/16/2013
1673. Smith 2/5/2013
1674. Rare Bird 2/5/2013
1675. Stan The Man 2/5/2013
1676. Slinky 2/6/2013
1677. Thank You For Your Service 2/11/2013
1678. Just A Bit 4/19/2010
1679. Midas Touch 4/18/2009
1680. Helping Hands 4/27/2008
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Be Damned

The powers that be picked a site
Across the field from a playground.
A plant was built, shiny and bright,
Guaranteed to be safe and sound.
As the neighborhood children played,
Across the field in profit haste,
The plant owners were getting paid
To dispose of hazardous waste.
The plant shut down after a year.

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