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A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
Light And Lay
The chicken or egg - which came first?
No one does seem to know for sure.
But light does need to be dispersed
For hen egg laying to secure.
Hens need at least twelve hours light,
Natural or artificial,
To do daily egg laying right.
This fact is proven official.
The required light time does let go