Ima Ryma Poems
|1801.||I Sonnet You||1/23/2014|
|1802.||Joey - Lincoln Park Zoo||12/8/2013|
|1803.||Navajo Code Talkers||11/14/2010|
|1804.||One Last Gift||1/8/2013|
|1805.||Iraq In History||8/2/2014|
|1809.||Penguins And Planes||8/14/2013|
|1811.||Cuban Missile Crisis||2/16/2013|
|1814.||Flying Carpet Of Solomon||2/25/2015|
|1816.||Cold Turkey Or Else||10/30/2007|
|1820.||A Dog Of Few Words||10/18/2007|
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A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
Beginning To End
Marilyn Monroe - first centerfold
Of the new Playboy magazine.
The nude picture, the tale was told,
Was young Monroe, fresh on the scene.
Five hundred bucks Hefner did pay
The nude calendar company.
Monroe, not paid, went on display
To become published history.
Hefner and Monroe never met.