Ima Ryma


Ima Ryma Poems

1761. In The Beginning 12/20/2008
1762. Time To Kill 11/15/2008
1763. Bipolar Abe? 3/31/2013
1764. Red Panda - Lincoln Park Zoo 6/11/2013
1765. Unsinkable Molly Brown 3/11/2013
1766. Viagra 2/7/2013
1767. In Habitat 2/18/2013
1768. Caddisfly 2/25/2013
1769. Special Olympics Inspire 5/17/2013
1770. Hindenburg 12/14/2012
1771. Myth Of Chupacabra 1/7/2014
1772. Marriage Means...? 8/24/2013
1773. Racism Acquired 5/27/2014
1774. School Prayer 2/28/2013
1775. Soccer No Sale 8/7/2014
1776. Jumping Spider 10/8/2014
1777. How Not To Play War 1/28/2015
1778. Bibliophile 2/4/2013
1779. I Sonnet You 1/23/2014
1780. Joey - Lincoln Park Zoo 12/8/2013
1781. Navajo Code Talkers 11/14/2010
1782. One Last Gift 1/8/2013
1783. Iraq In History 8/2/2014
1784. Bunch Crunch 7/9/2014
1785. Wetfree Beaver 1/21/2015
1786. Wisdom Bird 1/8/2016
1787. Penguins And Planes 8/14/2013
1788. Eviction Notice 5/16/2014
1789. School Spirit 1/1/2013
1790. Late Date 1/11/2008
1791. Flying Carpet Of Solomon 2/25/2015
1792. Cuban Missile Crisis 2/16/2013
1793. Cold Turkey Or Else 10/30/2007
1794. Selfie 1/18/2014
1795. The Necklace 10/25/2007
1796. Seal Whiskers 3/17/2015
1797. Dad's Touch 10/20/2007
1798. A Dog Of Few Words 10/18/2007
Best Poem of Ima Ryma

A Dog Of Few Words

A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'

'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'

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Sneezing Matter

'Where's my sandwich? I'm gonna tell.'
He whined and made a face. I smiled.
Little brothers are living hell.
I should have been an only child.
'Shut up or starve, That's how it goes.'
I glanced away. That's when he threw
A can of pepper up my nose.
I sneezed until my face was blue.
I came real close to fratricide.

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