Ima Ryma Poems
|1842.||Flying Carpet Of Solomon||2/25/2015|
|1843.||Cuban Missile Crisis||2/16/2013|
|1844.||Cold Turkey Or Else||10/30/2007|
|1849.||A Dog Of Few Words||10/18/2007|
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A Dog Of Few Words
A clerk said, 'Next in line - this way.'
A dog spoke up, 'I guess I am.'
'What can we do for you today? '
'I want to send a telegram.'
The clerk handed the dog a note.
'You'll have to write it out somehow.'
The dog took pen in teeth and wrote,
'Bow wow wow, bow wow wow, bow wow.'
The clerk read what the dog had penned.
'One to ten words have the same fees.'
'There's eight words now, so you can send'
'Another 'bow wow' if you please.'
'No, ' the dog said, 'Just between us, '
'One more would sound ridiculous.'
Party Time Unknown
Stephen Hawking, famed scientist,
Thought and wrote a lot about time.
Asked if time travel did exist,
Hawking did choose a test sublime -
Threw a party open to all,
Did serve hors d'oeuvres and iced champagne,
But only sent the invite call
After the time to entertain.
So only those who would attend